Dirty Talk for Housewives!

Ok, well it's not really dirty talk for housewives. It's actually a scene from the movie "Hebrew Hammer". But it's hilarious, and definitely something I wouldn't mind hearing from time to time. ^_~

"You want me to talk dirty to you?

 You want I should dirty to you? 

Want I should talk dirty to you? 

Alright. 

I wanna have lots of children by you...

I wanna get a stable, good-paying job...

I want to move to Long Island, somewhere fancy, but not fancy schmancy. 

I want for our children to go to private schools. 

Abraham will go to Yale. 

Little Isaac will go somewhere Ivy League, maybe Vassar. 

And everyday, I want you to tell me what to do...

When I should do it...

And how I should live my fucking life!"