Ok, well it's not really dirty talk for housewives. It's actually a scene from the movie "Hebrew Hammer". But it's hilarious, and definitely something I wouldn't mind hearing from time to time. ^_~
"You want me to talk dirty to you?
You want I should dirty to you?
Want I should talk dirty to you?
Alright.
I wanna have lots of children by you...
I wanna get a stable, good-paying job...
I want to move to Long Island, somewhere fancy, but not fancy schmancy.
I want for our children to go to private schools.
Abraham will go to Yale.
Little Isaac will go somewhere Ivy League, maybe Vassar.
And everyday, I want you to tell me what to do...
When I should do it...
And how I should live my fucking life!"
