Party Hostess Mode! Activate!

My Birthday party (which I of course planned myself since I'm an uber perfectionist) is this Saturday so I've gone into full Party Hostess Prep Mode. This means my week is about to be filled with an obscenely over the top cleaning regimen and obsessive party planning and prep....my poor husband. 

Martha Moday: OH MAH GAWD Edition!

Part of me was REALLY glad this turned out not to be the real Martha Stewart. I seriously almost had a heart attack. O_O

On another note: Follow TAPDG on Tumblr!

Philosoraptor has a point...

(Ummm...never really thought about that.)

Martha Monday: Bad Company Edition!

She was forced into this! I just know it!

This perfectly describes me today.

Martha Monday (Hero Edition!)

This is seriously the most wonderful thing I've ever seen. T_T

This is so me. T_T